We can no longer in good conscience recommend the Autoblow 2 to our readers. This is due to the numerous complaints we have heard from you including the following:
There are certainly other alternative on the market that are worth your money.
Old review ...........................................................................................................................
The Autoblow 2 is an automatic BJ machine with an electric motor that can stroke the “member” for up to 1,000 hours. I have been hearing a lot of hype about this toy so I decided to order one for myself and give you my review. Here are my findings.
- The sleeve does does last more than 2-3 uses. Splits easily.
- The sleeve smells bad! Even after multiple washes.
- Does not come with a cap.
- The motor is LOUD! 89 decibles (same as an average car motor).
- Claims that it is "Hands Free", but it's not.
- No return policy due to the nature of the product.
- Machine is ridiculously big.
There are certainly other alternative on the market that are worth your money.
Old review ...........................................................................................................................
The Autoblow 2 is an automatic BJ machine with an electric motor that can stroke the “member” for up to 1,000 hours. I have been hearing a lot of hype about this toy so I decided to order one for myself and give you my review. Here are my findings.
ORDERING
PROCESS
Ordering
the machine from the Autoblow 2 website was a breeze.
There were no problems navigating the website and paying for my
order in an efficient manner. Be advised that you will be asked
to specify a sleeve size (A, B, or C).
After my order was complete I was told a package containing the machine
and the insert sleeve would arrive in next several days. The days of waiting
felt like weeks as I imagined the type of sensations I was soon to experience.
I had to wonder if it was going to change my outlook on masturbation and forever
ruin sex with actual humans.
THE
UNBOXING
First
off, this thing is a lot bigger than you think. Roughly the size of a 2-liter
bottle of soda, with an exterior resembling R2-D2 and a silicon mouth that
sports an unsettling wry grin. I reached inside the exoskeleton and felt, what
appeared to be, three rings covered in beads. Sort of like the beads you’d use
to make bracelets at camp.
THE
SOUND
Honestly,
this sounds like a giant sex toy. I guess the closest thing I'd compare it to
would be windshield wipers. With the sheer power it generated, I have to admit
I was slightly fearful that my d*ck was going to get ripped off and the blood
would cause an electric shock. It wasn’t the pain I was afraid of, but rather
what it would say in my obituary in the newspaper.
THE
SLEEVE
The
insert looks and feels like your standard-issue pencil-stroker. It was,
perhaps, a little bit thinner than usual and the little mouth on the front
smiles at you like the Mona Lisa. Obviously I moved it around and made it talk.
I think the funniest thing I made it say was: “You had me at hello.”
THE
FEEL
It’s
hard to explain the feeling as anything but weird. Very nice, but also vaguely
familiar. For the most part, yes, it feels like you’re getting a BJ. But the
mechanical sound and consistent motion takes you out of it. Not to say it
doesn’t feel pleasant. It'll never replace the touch of a human being — but
revealing your vinegar stroke face without any judging eyes gives a nice added
element of privacy.
OVERALL
